Bulletin 051 · Declassified (accidentally)
Date: Redacted // Location: Sector 7G
Summary: Bipedal organism observed at high speed near Bigfoot ridge. Vocalizations recorded at 140dB. Footprint depth suggests mass exceeding 400kg.
“It moved with a grace that defied its size. The air felt heavy, like ozone before a storm. Mango wagged, so we figured it was friendly.” — Witness 04
No sightings logged
TOWED: 1 SILENT CAR
100% cryptid cotton. Fits most witnesses.
CARTON 14 // NOT SNACKS
Incident 09: Lights in sky
Mango · retrieval in progress
Something big is coming.
Do not alert the humans. They already know too much.
The Route: Ghost towns → Area 51 → Supercharger → UFO corridor → Bigfoot ridge
Saw nothing. Twice. Two offspring in college; the third deploys in 2027. None return the calls about the ridge.
CODENAME: PINECONE
“It waved. I waved back. Mango wagged. Whatever it was, the dog approved. Then the silent car locked itself and the headlights flickered in Morse code.”
— Witness B, gas station, 4:07 AM